I have a few friends who are a bit “odd”.
They are also a little “contagious”.
These “weirdo” friends of mine like the tri thing.
They really dig it.
I mean…REALLY dig it.
Now that I have had the tiniest of nibbles from the tri pie…I get it.
By “get it” that does not mean I am signing up for that M-dot series or anything, but I get it.
Because I am awful at training but excellent at jumping in with both feet, I have set my sights on a few tri events this year…the XTERRA off-road tri series.
To be frank, jumping into a tri event with both feet isn’t exactly fun. I did that exactly one time many moons ago and will never make that mistake again.
I was supposed to do a tri this upcoming weekend, but the events of the past 2 weeks sort of threw me for a loop and I didn’t train…other than running.
The “old Cory” would just do it anyway…
…but the semi-sane and semi-rational (and also more financially challenged and bigger assed) Cory is going to do the wise thing and skip it.
Instead, I will get back to my “training” and get excited about a really cool event happening here in St. Louis next month…
An Evening With Chrissie Wellington – 4-Time Ironman World Triathlon Champion.
Hmmmm…whaaaaat…?
You don’t know of her?
HOW is that possible?!?
I have never done an Ironman or a full tri and even I know who she is!
Chrissie is wicked cool, is a total badass, and likes cheese!
I love her!
Her smile is as big as the sun and her calves are as big as my head…and she still looks like a lady.
A badass lady.
I think regardless of whether or not you ever intend to do a tri event, Chrissie is a fascinating person from whom anyone could learn something.
Chrissie is going to discuss her book, A Life Without Limits, in which she intimates the story of her rise to the top, including all the incredible challenges she faced; from eating disorders, to the years spent traveling around the world as an aid worker in developing countries.
I am taking The Sass and you should take your kiddos (if you have them) too.
You may purchase an advance copy of the book for $25 online along with your $10 event ticket by clicking here.
A portion of all ticket and book sales will benefit St.Michael School of Clayton’s Tri-Art Summer Camp: Campers age 4-14 experience the thrill of being a three sport athlete, building personal endurance, and developing sportsmanship though triathlon training.
(How awesome is that?!?!)
I hope to see you there because it is going to be cool. Very cool.
*Note: Many sweaty hugs to my tri-cray-cray friends Cristel, Christy, Brad, Teri, Kerrie, Donna, and Diane who always make me smile with their excitement and sometimes talk me into crazy shit too. *smooches*
Many thanks to Jennifer who is working her tookus off trying to make sure this event goes off without a hitch and that everyone knows about it and gets excited.
Thank you to the universe for creating a tri event that contains dirt and mud.
Peace.





This is GREAT news, you are finally growing up and starting to get it! BTW, training is waaaay overrated. Ask me sometime how many hours I trained for IMF, (hint – you do more in 2 days than I would do for a week) Have fun cutting your teeth in Mud tris.
Thanks, Heff. I have actually decided to do the event this weekend. I will be picking your brain soon enough.